In a stunning display of criminal "genius," three individuals—a 59-year-old man, a 32-year-old man, and a 27-year-old woman—were recently arrested in Agia Pelagia, Maleviziou, for targeting the Agioi Anargyroi parish. Their grand criminal enterprise? One completed theft and two fumbled attempts. Their life-changing, cinematic haul? A whopping €300. The case came to light when the parish priest discovered that money had been stolen and that the church had also suffered damage. Using basic police work and video footage, authorities swiftly tracked down this so-called "dream team," proving once again that crime doesn’t pay, especially when the payoff doesn’t even cover the gas money. The investigation remains ongoing as authorities work to establish the full circumstances surrounding the cases. A Very Poor ROI Someone went through the trouble of targeting a church three times, causing damage in the process, and the successful attempt produced around €300. And for anyone tempted to go looking for supposedly priceless religious treasures, there is another reality worth remembering. The valuable historical and religious artifacts people associate with Greece's heritage are generally protected in museums, archaeological collections and other controlled environments. Your average parish church is not a secret branch of the National Archaeological Museum. And if you absolutely insist on being a daredevil, do us all a favor: plan better, plan smarter. Leaving a trail of vandalism for a €300 payout isn’t a heist. It’s a pathetic, small-time inconvenience that ends with you in handcuffs and the local priest filing an insurance claim.